Womens costumes are awesome. They are so much more than body-con or strapless tees. They are a statement about yourself when you walk into a room, and they are an expression of who you are when you wear them.
A woman costume is a bit of a bummer. It’s funny. It’s the most popular costume of all time. It’s not a costume that shows the whole world, and that’s all it is. It’s a costume that looks at everything about it. It’s even made from a woman’s clothes. It’s like the whole thing.
I like a lot of womens costume, but I don’t like the idea of wearing them. They are a bit too formal, too casual, too ‘girly’ and I feel like a bit is sacrificed to it. Plus there’s a lot of extra work involved. When I’m wearing a suit, I have to take off the entire bottom half of my pants. I don’t have to worry about my butt, I just have to put on a pair of panties.
You might be thinking, “but its totally okay to wear a costume, just go ahead.” But its not okay to wear a costume that is so overtly revealing and that could be considered offensive. You shouldn’t wear something that is too revealing, because revealing costumes are more offensive than not revealing costumes, so they should be avoided.
In general, the bodysuit is meant to be an underwear. It is NOT a bathing suit. Even underwear that has a hole in it (like men’s briefs) is considered a bathing suit by many people. I still think it is a really good idea to wear a suit when you have a bathing suit on, but you should not wear one that is so overtly revealing.
I have to admit that I’m in love with these and I’d totally wear them if I got them. But don’t tell anyone because I’m a little nervous because I think they’re inappropriate for this Halloween.
While many women feel threatened by the possibility of a swimsuit-clad man in a suit being a character in a movie, the fact is that many women would be fine with it because men are not allowed to wear bathing suits in public at all. Women tend to believe that their bodies are a private matter, so it’s fine to dress in modest, acceptable, and appropriate clothing without fear of sexual harassment.
I think that the idea that a girl might be upset to see a man in a swimsuit is ridiculous, but you may be missing out on a very big opportunity. Because while a woman may feel a little threatened by a man in a swimsuit, she may also be worried because it would be considered sexual harassment to show a piece of clothing, and that’s what she fears most.
Maybe this is a question for those of you who have a lot of time spent with women, but don’t think that you can get that experience yourself. There was an article in the New York Times on the topic of how to best wear a swimsuit that I really enjoyed, and my friends at Lifestream Studios have a similar article on how to best wear a costume.
I have found that, if you’re going to spend more than a few minutes in a swimming pool, you need to know how to swim. Even if you’re in a water class, I do recommend trying to learn to dive. If you’ve ever been in the ocean, one of the easiest skills to learn is to kick off your body and swim around at break-neck speed. It’s also pretty damn fun.
