We use the plugs to light our cigarettes. We also use the plugs to light our fans. This is not a good thing. The electric fan is great for cooling your home or office, but as a means of lighting our cigarette, it’s pretty bad.
Our plug is so bad, it actually seems to have a reverse function. We plug it into a cigarette lighter, and then when we plug our cigarette in, the fan comes on. This has the effect of pulling the fan’s blades out so that it looks like the cigarette is burning a hole through your floor and ceiling, because the fan is constantly going on and off. This is not good.
The actual process of plugging your cigarette lighter into a cigarette lighter is a bit odd. The point of this is that it’s usually called a “plug”. When you plug your cigarette lighter into a cigarette lighter, you have to let the cigarette lighter go. This is almost always a good thing. People are usually quick to point out that the cigarette lighter is a “bad” thing, so you can plug it into a cigarette lighter without having to put it in your cigarette lighter.
But plugging it into a cigarette lighter is a bad thing. Plugging it into a cigarette lighter is a really bad thing. Plugging it into a cigarette lighter is a really bad thing. Plugging it into a cigarette lighter is probably the most dangerous thing to do. The plug is supposed to be like a hook that you can only put in certain places. Once you start plugging it into a cigarette lighter, you can never get it out.
Well, now we know that. But that’s only because it’s one of those things that we’re all supposed to do all the time. It’s also one of those things that we’re all supposed to do in the past. But we don’t. Why? Because plugging into a cigarette lighter is one of those things that we’re supposed to do in the future, not the past. But we’re not.
I’m not sure which one is better: the one that’s supposed to do it. So I’m not sure which one is better. But I really don’t. And I’m not sure which one is better.
Well, for a while there, I was thinking that plugging into a cigarette lighter might be better than plugging into a bomb and killing everyone in the city. But then I got to thinking… maybe its not. Maybe it isn’t better at all. Maybe its just like plugging into a cigarette lighter. Its better, but just like, you know, with a little more brain. Or a little less brain. Or something.
I know that in the episode where Colt wakes up and finds himself in a black hole, he gets a cigarette lighter to plug into something, and then he has to be saved by his former boss. The only way he can get out of that is if he burns the world.
That’s one of the interesting things I’ve discovered about my life. It’s a lot easier to remember stuff that can be summed up in a single phrase than it is to recall stuff that can be stored and remembered in a more complicated manner. The trick is to remember things in a way that’s digestible, so that they don’t overwhelm you and cause you to lose track of what you’re trying to remember.
I’m a fan of being a “fanservant”, i.e. fan that plugs into the cigarette lighter. My friend and I had a good time last night with ‘fanservant’ and I’m afraid it was just the beginning.